Due to an unfortunate bout of INCOMPETENCE and FAILURE, there is now a VACANCY in the esteemed position of DHASAN for the Conclave of Iron!

Are YOU qualified to fill this PRESTIGIOUS role? Can YOU do better than your pathetically disappointing predecessor?

REQUIREMENTS AS FOLLOWS:
- You must possess ACTUAL magical talent (unlike the previous holder).
- You must possess the exceedingly rare ability of being able to follow SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS.
- Willing to serve a VISIONARY LEADER (yours truly) with proper RESPECT.
- NOT inclined to lead enemies directly to secret hideouts (bare minimum requirement, really).
- NOT an imposter from the fake Ankyreans of Spinesreach.

Compensation includes a position of influence within the NEW WORLD ORDER. I shall also refrain from turning you into a bookend. Unless you deserve it, of course.

Signed,
The True Inheritor of the Ankyreans.

Penned by my hand on Falsday, the 16th of Haernos, in the year 9 AC.