Does your city yearn for chaos? Do you dream of reaching the highest heights? Well, I can help!

I, Noube - Chosen of Arvelis, T.R.A.S.H. General, Master Planner, the best and only Codename Smith, and Generally Awesome Problem Fixer - am auctioning off my loyalty for a whole year! That's right! Your city can have my attention, loyalty, arms, feet(but not in a weird way) and unique brand of problem-solving for an entire year, if you win the bid!

What does this entail? My complete loyalty to your cause for a whole year! During that time, I won't take any action to betray your organization. However, I also won't do anything that compromises my faith-so don't bother asking me to leave the Alpha Kobold or be friends with Ophidians OR anything weird like that.

This auction will take place sometime in the next four weeks, and then my service will be open to begin after my current tenure as Viceroy of Spinesreach has concluded!

Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 19th of Lleian, in the year 9 AC.