Hello I Nabnab!

Nabnab very proud to announce ESSENCE CONTEST for great Lady Miss Sky Dreaming Dragon Queen, Ruler of the Sky, the Magic, all beneath the Sky, us, you, them, and buffalo!! Here are rules! Please read carefully. If not know rules, Nabnab blame you for not reading, even if writing not good. Friend Pietre say Nabnab writing readable so if you not able to read it that you fault. Nabnab good writer.

Nabnab write all rules down below. What bully think of that, HUH?! Now Nabnab have power! Bully not have dragon heart in him chest! Ha ha ha ha!! Nabnab victorious! RORRR!! ... Nabnab not think writing roars are as cool as roaring, but Nabnab hope bully find intimidating. Ha ha! idiot bully! Nabnab smart one now! Nabnab go over rules below, NOT SKIP RULES, Nabnab make pretty lines to catch eyes.

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~ Rule 1: Contest starts when Nabnab say so.

~ Rule 2: Offer essence to Lady Sky Dreaming. More essence, more better.

~ Rule 3: Contest ends when Nabnab say so.

~ Rule 4: Nabnab remind contestants curtsey and bow respectfully at shrine before and after offering.

~ Rule 5: Nabnab encourage contestants put salt and pepper on offerings.

~ Rule 6: Nabnab encourage contestants to wear salt and pepper in case offend Lady Sky Dreaming by bad offerings.

~ Rule 7: If have tiny cute thing, let Nabnab pet it. Especially ponies.

~ Rule 8: NABNAB SAY CONTEST START NOW GO GO GO CONTEST START NOW!

~ Rule 9: 1st place win 200,000 gold sovereigns and also can ask for drawing made by Nabnab.

~ Rule 10: 1st place ALSO win SUPER DUPER SPECIAL PRIZE: gift from Lady Sky Dreaming Herself!!!!

~ Rule 11: 2nd place win 150,000 gold sovereigns and also can ask for roaring lesson from Nabnab.

~ Rule 12: 3rd place win 100,000 gold sovereigns and also can have one (1) of Nabnab's favorite socks.

~ Rule 13: NABNAB SAY CONTEST END ON SLYPHIAN 11, YEAR 7! GO GO GO GO GO!!

~ Rule 14: Nabnab say have fun!

~ Rule 15 for people who got hit in head like Nabnab: Lady Sky Dreaming is formally known as the Goddess Dragon Tanixalthas.

~ Rule 16 for people who skip to last line of post like Nabnab: ESSENCE CONTEST for LADY SKY DREAMING, WIN 200,000 GOLD and GIFT FROM LADY SKY DREAMING HERSELF, essence contest start NOW!!! See rules above!


In service to Lady Miss Sky Dreaming Dragon Queen, Ruler of the Sky, the Magic, all beneath the Sky, us, you, them, and buffalo,

Nabnab
Tiniest Snack

[A tiny sketch of what could be either a pixie, a winged buffalo, or a dragonling if one squints hard enough flows neatly from the last line of the 'k' in 'Snack'; whether signature or a sketch as a result of inattentiveness is left up to interpretation.]

Penned by my hand on Falsday, the 8th of Lleian, in the year 7 AC.