Everyone!

Today marks a monumental occasion in the pursuit of greatness! We are embarking on the construction of the largest catapult in existence, ever, a true marvel of engineering and crafting built with one purpose: to claim a distant world in the name of Ambition.

Once construction is complete, we will prepare a carefully crafted and crated shrine, and launch it across the sky to that distant celestial body. This launch will prove to that planet, and to ourselves, that we are the rightful owners of that world.

Let the stars bear witness to our ambition and super cool catapult!

--If you are a comptent catapult engineer please reach out, thanks.

Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 7th of Lleian, in the year 7 AC.