Dear Maeve the Tyrant,

I hope this letter finds you wella"hough not too well, of course. I wanted to take a moment to thank you for graciously opening your home to tourists this season. Ita not often one gets to experience the terror and splendor of a real tyrant's domain. I must say, the ambiance is truly... unforgettable.

However, I feel ita only fair to mention that you might want to address your cobweb situation. I know youa e all about keeping things menacing, but at this point, even the spiders seem overwhelmed.

On another note, I can't help but wonder: what is it that you have against cows? Is it their serene chewing, their gentle eyes, or perhaps the defiant way they simply stand there, unbothered by our mortal concerns? If you could shed some light on this bovine conundrum, it would certainly make for a fascinating tale.

With the warmest regards (or as warm as a letter to a Tyrant should be),

Meleah Silverain
Ambassador of Enorian

Composed at my desk on Closday, the 1st of Celes, in the year 7 AC.