Aetolian Game News
Medical Report
Written by: Etatve wo Indoron
Date: Sunday, October 6th, 2024
Addressed to: Everyone
Patient Name: Noube
Age: 22
Species: Kobold
Place of Origin: Top Rock
Parents: Unspecified
Family Medical History: Unbalanced humours.
The patient reports a childhood diet based primarily on potatoes, including "chips, fries, tater tots, mashed potatoes, baked potatoes, potato wedges, potato skins, hash browns, curly potatoes, crinkle-cut potatoes, sweet potato, potato pancakes, potato dumplings, potato salad, loaded potato bites, potato croquettes, garlic roasted potatoes, scalloped potatoes, twice-baked potatoes, and even potato puff." While nightshade poisoning can cause hallucinations and delirium, potatoes are unlikely to contain such a high concentration of toxins, even when consumed in large quantities. In addition, the patient reports that he was blessed with "great humours" and does not suffer from any physical symptoms of nightshade poisoning. The patient does suffer from occasional dizziness, which is likely caused by the routine use of tactical combat rolls.
The patient does not suffer from hallucinations, and understands the difference between false perceptions and the possibility of concealed spies. The patient's concern for Ophidian spies is within the expected parameters of Spirean security and does not constitute medical paranoia.
In conclusion, patient Noube is in good physical and mental health. No treatment is required.
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