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YOUR UNACCEPTABLE SIGNATURE THAT IS WRONG AND THAT MAKES IT UNACCEPTABLE BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO A LIE BECAUSE IT'S NOT TRUE AND THAT COULD CAUSE PROBLEMS LIKE WHEN YOU SAY SOMEONE'S MOM IS PREGNANT SO THE KIDS DON'T CALL HER FAT BUT ACTUALLY SHE REALLY IS JUST FAT AND NOT PREGNANT AND NOW THE WHOLE CITY THINKS SHE'S PREGNANT AND THE ONLY ONE SHE'S LIVED WITH IS AN ELEPHANT AND THAT CAUSES MANY MANY QUESTIONS SO THAT BECOMES REAL AWKWARD BECAUSE NOBODY WANTS TO THINK ABOUT THAT UNLESS THEY'RE VERY WEIRD AND NOT GOOD TO BE FRIENDS WITH ANYWAY LYING IS BAD AND YOU SHOULDN'T LIE SO I'M WRITING THIS POST TO YOU TO DEMAND A CORRECTION OR THAT WE SETTLE THIS LIKE ALPHA KOBOLDS LOVE BOUBE
Written by: Elementalist Culture General Boube, Lighter of Heartfires
Date: Tuesday, August 27th, 2024
Addressed to: Bandit Noube, Executioner of Top Rock
NOUBE!! YIP!!!
You wrote that you're Miss Yi's Favorite Kobold! That's WRONG! You're not Her Favorite Kobold! I'm Her Favorite Kobold! I think! Probably! She was MY best friend first! Get your own best friend! I demand you fix your writing to say SECOND Favorite Kobold or that we settle this like ALPHA KOBOLDS!
I demand a wrestling match for all the world to see to settle once and for all who is Miss Yi's Favorite Kobold! ... unless Miss Yi isn't Lady Memory, in which case, please ignore all of the above.
Love,
Boube
(P.S. I miss you! When do you wanna plan our secret snack picnic?! I gotta meet Hoube too! I'll bring broccolis!)
Penned by my hand on Gosday, the 15th of Dharos, in the year 6 AC.
