Sapience, one and all,

Come see Bloodloch's Amazing Gate-Supporting Imp, The Empire's Latest attraction! Full of admirers and motivated detractors, the Amazing Gate-Supporting Imp can be spotted oftentimes at the Bloodloch West Gate when not busy seducing the masses with their extravagant beauty and god-buckling charm. See them for yourself, for free (tips accepted), provided you are not an enemy of The Empire, at coordinates v1331, and bask in awe at how they singlehandedly keep the very Empire's foundations upright with their bounteous might.

Regards,
Lord Tetchta V. Mesis
The Nine-Fingered Tick
Amazing Gate-Supporter

Penned by my hand on Closday, the 8th of Haernos, in the year 4 AC.