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Public News Post #7258

This is to Kobolds everywhere, if you are not a kobold don't read it.

Written by: Noube, Pilgrim of Top Rock
Date: Sunday, May 5th, 2024
Addressed to: Everyone


This message is solely for Kobolds. If you are not a Kobold, do not read further; I will know if you do! Attention, young Kobolds! As your fearless protector, I pledge to defend you against all who threaten you. Gather 'round, and I'll teach you the mighty ways of Blaargh Magic, ensuring we stand strong against any foe. Together, we'll keep our snacks safe and secure. No intruders shall pass! Who's ready to stand tall with me? Join the Top Rock Resistance against the Ophidians!

Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 8th of Sapiarch, in the year 4 AC.


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