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Public News Post #7142

I DECLARE... CIVIL WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

Written by: Boube
Date: Wednesday, January 24th, 2024
Addressed to: Everyone


Dear friends,

Hi! Hello! It's me, Boube! I DECLARE CIVIL WAR!!!

I wanted to write this to let you, the world, know that Spinesreach will be going through a CIVIL WAR!!!!!!

What does this mean for you? Oh, nothing, except that you get to BET ON THE OUTCOME!! I am proud to formally open up BOOK 43, for the SPINESREACH COOL CIVIL WAR OF COOLNESS!

The first option is that of the THUNDER LEGION, led by THUNDER GENERAL AMYIE!! If you would like to make fan clothing, their emblem is that of a LIGHTNING DRAGON!

The second option is that of TEAM SCORPION, led by SHADOW GENERAL TEFLIN!! If you would like to make fan clothing, their emblem is that of a SILVER SCORPION!

The third option is that of the four-person army, the renowned, the magnificent, the scorpiontastic, the GREATEST, THE MOST SPLENDID, THE NOT-NOSE-PICKING, THE MOST EXCITING, THE FOUR, THE ONLY, THE UNQUESTIONABLE CHAMPIONS OF ALL TIME WHO HAVE NEVER LOST ANYTHING IN THEIR ENTIRE LIVES EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME THAT DIDN'T COUNT BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T READY AND SO IT WASN'T OFFICIAL AND ALSO BECAUSE NOBODY WROTE IT DOWN AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU HAVE TO WRITE THINGS DOWN FOR THEM TO BE OFFICIAL... GLACIALLLLLLLL ELIIIIIITE, led by ICE GENERAL SHERYNI!!! If you would like to make fan clothing, their emblem is that of a YETI!

The book will be open until we close it! Also if you want to know how the war is going, come look at the flags planted in Spinesreach! .. once it starts, and stuff. Right now it hasn't started. Feel free to make fan clothing and designs like cool hats, shirts, sweaters, pants, pins, and everything! Cheer on your favorite team, and maybe they'll win you lots of gold!! I DECLARE CIVIL WAR!!!

Love,
BOUBE THE GREAT

Penned by my hand on Quensday, the 17th of Haernos, in the year 1 AC.


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