Aetolian Game News
Healing Lady Memory's Heart
Written by: Boube
Date: Saturday, December 16th, 2023
Addressed to: Everyone
Hi, world, it's me, Boube!
I need your help on a secret mission! Please don't tell Lady Memory okay it's going to be a secret surprise nobody tell her. The secret mission is to make the perfect Yipmas present for her!
You see, She has perfect memory, so it's like the bad memories are happening right now, even though they happened a long time ago. So I'm going to make a cool memory box with my cool memory forging powers that I'm going to figure out probably, and that's where you guys come in!
I let Her know that I was going to give Her special happy memories to help heal Her heart, but I left out the part where I'm also going to take happy memories from anyone who's willing to donate one or two to making Her happy again.
So! If you like Lady Memory and you want to help, please reach out and I will figure out how to extract the happy memory from you gently. It probably won't hurt but also if it does please don't get mad at Boube we can still be friends I'm sorry thank you.
Love,
Boube the Great
Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 12th of Ios, in the year 1 AC.