Hi, world!

It's me, Boube! How are you all? I hope you're doing well. Happy Yappy Yipmas! I write to you today to let you know the Dragon of the North (that's Spinesreach! It's my city, where I live with my friends!) lays claim to... Y-g-g-d-r-a-s-i-l, the World Tree. We need a really big tree for Yipmas and someone had the great idea of using the World Tree as our Yipmas tree. And so that's what we'll be doing!

I'm letting you all know so you know not to mess with the decorations ands tuff or we'll be real mad! You're free to come join us to sing Yipmas songs at it, though. Also I'm still trying to start a war without starting a war so if this makes someone real mad please declare war on Spinesreach and we'll fight you. It'll be really fun! I've never lost a war! Anyway I don't want to write anymore my hand hurts and I want to go run around.

Love,
Boube

Penned by my hand on Quensday, the 8th of Ios, in the year 1 AC.