Aetolian Game News
A Contest of Artisanal Will
Written by: Linne
Date: Wednesday, May 17th, 2023
Addressed to: Everyone
Sapience,
In research-adjacent efforts to cultivate greater understanding of designation Nalibhtavi and the facets of Her Yuef present in She Who Is Yi (including any CONFOUNDING AND DISTEMPER-INDUCING concessions to amusement-related instability therein), I have decided to issue a challenge to the artisans and creators of the realm.
I seek the creation of a singular piece of worn jewellery, to adorn the distal appendages of my precisely-engineered physiology.
The jewellery-adjacent item must include the following in its construction:
- Sandstone
- Quartz
- Some metallic composition of iron or steel, other ferrous alloys are acceptable
Artisans of greater creative elicitation may choose to utilize other components at their leisure. The above three must be obviously visible in the subsequent product for the entry to be considered viable. The choice of jewellery configuration is solely up to the creator.
The sole criteria for this contest is how geometrically pleasing my appraisal deems the entry to be. Entrants are encouraged to utilize all means at their disposal to obtain this information, EXCEPT for directly requesting it from my designation, in line with the exceptionally irritating reality of attempting to glean information from aloof-class entities.
The most suitable submission as judged by my designation will receive a prize of:
ONE MILLION GOLDEN SOVEREIGNS (or TWO HUNDRED VENANTIUM CREDITS)
The lesser but second-most specimen will receive:
FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND SOVEREIGNS (or ONE HUNDRED VENANTIUM CREDITS)
And the third-most specimen will receive a perfunctory:
TWO HUNDRED AND FIFTY THOUSAND SOVEREIGNS (or FIFTY VENANTIUM CREDITS)
This contest of artisanal application is open to all Sapience-class entities regardless of civic or religious affiliation. Entries may be submitted on behalf of organizations if they wish, and prizes will be issued to them instead of individuals.
Address all entries to my designation (Linne) via letter.
Entrants who send comedy-adjacent materials in this context will be marked for escalated-priority biomass reprocessing. Entrants aware of the greater religious significance of the materials involved in this request are assured that no extraplanar-adjacent turmoil will result from its creation, unless Iesid returns and actively makes the situation worse.
Entries will cease being processed at the 8th of Ios, 510MA.
Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 9th of Haernos, in the year 509 MA.