To all the adventurous cooks out there, who have been woefully deprived of my goods, rejoice!

For I have found my way through the barricade - at great risk to my person - and managed to bring my wares back to you. My wife, she is at home, furious with this decision, but I must feed my children! Ten children are no simple matter to feed, so business must go on.

Given the perilous nature of this endeavour, I have most regrettably had to raise my prices. I assure you this was most necessary, as I have to stand outside, all day, in the sun, in the desert, to ensure you can still spice your dishes to perfection!


Penned by my hand on Quensday, the 4th of Variach, in the year 495 MA.