Earlier today, there was an altercation around the Ophidian Monolith,
and now everyone on all the continent is talking about us! Yes, hello -
the Impire loves you, too!

Even though we have executed the incompetent responsible for the
launching of the Imp bomb, we make no apologies, because we are not
sorry. In fact, there was never going to be any possibility of the bomb
not being launched - the only thing the executed soldier stood guilty of
was ruining a beautiful punchline.

Although the Ophidians are wronger than the Mitrine on any reasonable
scale, they are both still wrong. The Liruma belongs to the Impire, and
we will prove this by butchering everyone taller than us. We will also
make stylish stepladders out of their sun-bleached bones.

There will not be negotiations. There are no terms of surrender. We are
right about everything.

Ophidians and Mitrine, prepare to get cut down to size.

Signed,
Queen Empress Dami
First Empress of the Holy Impire

Penned by my hand on Gosday, the 2nd of Haernos, in the year 473 MA.