Boys and girls,

Consider this a formal invitation to enter into Haern's congregation.
All with a keen interest in the Hunter, His teachings, and the Rhythm
are welcome to join His following, to learn of His ways and how they
apply to the natural world and oneself. You'll be free to come and go as
you please, and the only expectation will be that you're open to being
taught.

As a warning: if you're looking for love and affection from a godly
hand, it won't be found here. However, what we can offer is a better
understanding of one's place in the world, a path forward, and copious
amounts of booze.

Any doubts or questions can be directed to myself or the Hunter's
representatives.

- Kriv

Penned by my hand on Gosday, the 3rd of Niuran, in the year 458 MA.