It's me...Your old friend the Inquisitor,

So, since I had keys to various places in Bloodloch and Spinesreach still I took liberties of holding a "Security Scavenger Hunt!" Most exciting I know, I am absolutely enthralled, I even had a key to Esterport, to a shop....but not a Spirean or a Bloodlochian shop, how did I get that, I ...Don't know, but I had keys, keys are glorious things that lock things away or set them free.

Story time: So, I was imprisoned once, and I blew myself up to get free, I had a key to the cell the whole time, which I have used to put myself back in prison, because you know despite me not being able to be a Spirean, I can likely rot proper good in a Spirean cell, plus I trained a pincher to bring me vodka, glorious little cretin, I named him Mister Crunchy! Do watch out for him, speckled bugger with a pitting hard pinch.

I may have remodeled a little bit to finish some of my experiments, apologies, it is the cheapest rent in the Spires though.

What was my point here, oh yes....
I made a few experiments, don't mind the ticking noises.
(Imagine a maniacal cackle here)

Those may or may not be part of the scavenger hunt, but by the time you read this I will have carefully detached the important constituents of myself and been left a muttering mess on the floors of a cell, drooling upon myself for the end of eternity, or at least that is what will be believed by the masses. Maybe I will just vanish and cease to exist...is it true, who knows right? Not like I am a scientist or anything.

Oh, one last thing, Cabalists....the thing is in the thing, with the you know what.

Am I missing anything here, lets see!?
I feel like I have been more kind than usual.

For one last time to friends and enemies alike...

For Science, For Research,

Hroagh,
Inquisitor Furor

Penned by my hand on Kinsday, the 8th of Niuran, in the year 457 MA.