Because I am an Imp and Imps do what they want, I am decreeing this the Year of the Slap.

Go forth and SLAP people silly. The most enthusiastic slappers will earn rewards, ranging from slap badges to slap dolls to possibly even some credits, and probably a headful of bounties from Duiran and Enorian.

Have fun and happy slapping.

- Moirean Seirath, Queen of the Imps

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Chakros, in the year 426 MA.