Results for the essence contest:

1st Place: Yos
2nd Place: Alexina
3rd Place: Runk

Congratulations to the winners! We thank all of you for the surprising
amount of participation, and would like to extend the offer to teach you
of the Lady's ways.

Our next event will be The Grand Tournament of Inspiration, starting
some time in a year or so. It will be an epic series of one-on-one
fights to prove the most capable combatant on Sapience. Participation
will be entirely unbiased, though I imagine the undead might be too
depressed to participate due to their rotting genitalia. Rewards to
those who make it to the upper brackets of the tourney will be rewarded
substantially. Sign ups begin.. now.

In other announcements, I would also like to advertise The Aegean
Shield. If you find vampirism or other states of undeath unsatisfying,
we can assist you in returning to Life.

Feel obligated to contact me should any curiosities manifest regarding
anything I have wrote.

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Khepary, in the year 295 MA.