Born on the 23rd of Variach
Was the Most annoying little Cat
Raised in Ashtan so he was friends with the Rats
Shames all the Syssin Wherever he's at

Saelam! Saelam the Cat!
King of Annoying Things!

He's unranked, though he's 44
Being Saelam must be a bore
Guess he eases it by being a chore
and annoying Aetolians Forevermore

Saelam! Saelam the Cat!
The Cat that wont Shut up!

He's not technically a Maggot Pie
But He's close enough for You and I
That's why I'll go ahead and let him die
Watch him writhe under Varian's Eye

Saelam! Saelam the Cat!
Close to Maggot Pie!

I think I'll ad him to the list
Of all the people who don't get the gist
That all the maggots have been dismissed
Being around Saelam makes me really - Mad

Saelam! Saelam the Cat!
Not worth Cussing for!

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Haernos, in the year 115 MA.