We are searching for Maggot Pie!
We are searching High and Low!
We want to find the Maggot Pie!
And watch it die so Slow!

We will climb the Vashnar Range
To find their hiding place
We will hunt them to and fro
Even when They're Graced.

We are the Imperium
We hunt the Maggot Pie
We will not rest our Undead Legs
Till we've watched the Maggots Die

And when we find the Maggot Pie
We'll each take out a dirk
We're not really killing you
We're making sure they work!

We'll take out our Shiny Swords
We'll cut Misty a slice
Of this Lovely Maggot Pie
I hope she finds it nice!

We are the Imperium
We hunt the Maggot Pie
We will not rest our Undead Legs
Till we've watched the Maggots Die

And when all of this is said and done
No Maggots left to kill
We'll find something else to hunt them for
And we will hunt them still!

I'm only Salient right now
But when this hunt is through
I'll be very Powerful
I'll be Transmortal too!

We are the Imperium
We hunt the Maggot Pie
We will not rest our Undead Legs
Till we've watched the Maggots Die

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Haernos, in the year 115 MA.