Dear bandits of Mournhold,

You are bad, like the night
Stop stealing
I don't like when people hurt
I will break your toes

Varian didn't have no hair but is bad, too
He stole like you did and we fought
I will eat your sandwiches

You can't kill our Heralds
They are safe with Light
like pretty socks with puppies
and also they have broccolis
and follow the broccolis laws
You are bad people

Fight me
love, Boube (that's me! Yip!)

Penned by my hand on Falsday, the 14th of Lleian, in the year 5 AC.