I'm not the quickest with a rhyme
But I bring to note a waste of time
From one Kelliana, to one Arduin
A poem dragged from a bargain bin

Both Te'straif, no surprise there
Delusions that the realm might care
That family spawns more empty heads
Than incestuous vermin Duiran weds

This is why no one
Takes you seriously, so
Go die in a hole

Sincerely hating you idiots more than the poetry board,
Your King
Not Amused




Penned by my hand on the 7th of Khepary, in the year 263 MA.