(This is the greatest and Best Poem in the World: Tribute to Squiggles
the Wonder Druid!)

He is faster then sound,
He is more epic then smell,
What he'll do next no one can tell!
It's Squiggles the Wonder Druid!

He's smart,
He's strong,
He's never wrong!
He's the master of plants,
Refuses to wear pants!
He's Squiggles the Wonder Druid!

With a gleam in his eye,
With a single pun
He makes the badies all run!
He's epicly awesome and cool,
He ain't (much) of a fool,
He's Squiggles,
Yeah, that's right...
He's Squiggles the Wonder Druid.


Penned by my hand on the 1st of Khepary, in the year 263 MA.