When you are sad, I will get you drunk and will help you plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue, I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile, I'll know you finally got laid.

When you are SCARED, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.....

When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be and to quit whining.

When you are confused, I will use little words to explain.

When you are sick, STAY AWAY FROM ME until you're well again. I don't
want whatever you have.

When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is my oath, I pledge 'til the END.

Why you may ask?

Because you're my friend!

This is to all my friends out there...Love yall!

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Midsummer, in the year 150 MA.