Sapience,

Humor is a potent source of Morale, when we laugh we feel better without fail. To that end, I am announcing the following contest: Send me your best, average, or worst Sapience and Albedos themed jokes. Whats in it for you, you ask?

Im offering a participatory prize of 5 credits simply for sending me a joke. Youre encouraged to send as many as youd like for consideration for additional prizes. Within reason. Try and keep it under a hundred.

The funniest joke determined by a very scientific methodology will also win a prize of 100 credits. Additional prizes for honorable mentions will be given out at my discretion. Judging criteria will include originality, relevance to Sapience or Albedos, and of course funniness. At the end I hope to compile a book and enshrine the best humor Sapience has to offer in the Grand Library for the enjoyment and benefit of all.

Send me a message or send me a letter, but be sure to identify yourself in the letter! Do so within the next four weeks, as I will take the final week the party barge is allegedly present to determine winners!

Respectfully Submitted,

Wjoltyr Togwick, Gravity Mage

PS: All topics are welcome, but anyone submitting jokes tantamount to personal insults will be disqualified.


Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 8th of Celes, in the year 10 AC.