Breathtaking Brides of Sapience,

The long awaited, much anticipated list of contests is pefected and now presented. If you have yet to enroll your Wife, consider this your reminder to do so. Be boastful. Be full of Pride. Support her as she seizes the attention of Sapience and makes everyone jealous.

//DISCLAIMER: The host of this contest will not be held liable for any wife-stealing shenanigans that may or may not occur after the event.//

There is no better venue for such a contest than the Sanguine Star of Vilimo. A date will be forthcoming in the weeks ahead with enough time provided to allow the crafting of attire and necessary preparations.

Message me, Maeve Visara, should you intend to join, and provide the name of your Wife.

All participants must be in a marriage or unity recognized by a valid unifier, or possess a certificate legitimized by Shilkar, the Demon Warden.


Without further ado, the contests:

Best Brooding Pose
Strike your most dramatic and melancholic, brooding pose atop the Vilimesian throne.

Funeral Couture
A runway category where Brides must design and model their own funeral outfits. Judges will be looking for flair, sephuchral elegance, and just the right amount of despair.

Most Intimidating Eye Roll
In a challenge of sheer disdain, Brides must deliver the most withering and dramatic eye roll, capable of making even the undead feel a little uncomfortable. Points for creativity and condescension.

Most Dramatic Cape Fling
A test of agility and STYLE, Brides must demonstrate the most flamboyant and dramatic cape (or cloak) fling.

Most Artistic Bloodletting
Is a Bride even a good one if she cannot make those who would besmirch your name bleed in the most beautiful ways?

Till-Death Duel
Just as the name suggests, Brides will cross blades, claws, fangs, or whatever weaponry is at their disposal in a duel to the death where only one can be crowned victor.

The Bride who excells will be the one who takes home the trophy, title, prestige and credits well-earned.

Who will reign as Sapience's first REAPER OF RINGS?



Entered into the public record on behalf of our client on Gosday, the 15th of Lexadian, in the year 6 AC.