Join the war against the Ophidians and score some cool rewards!

T.R.A.S.H. (Top Rock Association of Strategic Havoc) is thrilled to announce the recruitment of Hoube, codename Trinket Master. You can find him hanging out outside Sibre at v76475-at least until we can fund our own super cool, way better headquarters.

As part of our special wartime initiative to wipe out the Ophidian menace and free the subjugated Kobolds of Rock Bottom (and bring back the glory days of Top Rock), you can turn in Ophidian corpses to Hoube for some super cool rewards! Not every corpse will earn you a prize right away, but Hoube's keeping track, and when you've contributed enough, you'll get something great!

-I don't have a desk, but it would be from it if I had one
General Noube, Supreme Snack Coordinator

Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 5th of Lexadian, in the year 5 AC.