I would like to apologize for all of my dirty secrets and my stupid lying lies. I know you deserve better than to be perpetually chastised. No one but me wanted to see you crucified. Most of your lonely nights were a self-fulfilling prophecy, so I hope you're starting to see that I'm sorry, Zee. There's no other way you need to be but Zee. You're lovely.


Love, Zee

Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 12th of Ivolnos, in the year 6 AC.