Ahoy, ya sea dogs.

T' celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day, I've unloaded some booty to the Iron Coin shop for ya t' pillage: the pirate vox.

Available only until th' end o' th' month and then we'll be scuttlin' it, so don't be a landlubber, savvy?

Disclaimer: Usage may cause any 'ar' sounds to become extended.

Penned by my hand on Quensday, the 20th of Lleian, in the year 468 MA.