The previously released chocolate flavours of almond, fudge, cherry and white have been added to the website store, joining the rest of the chocolates already on there.

a bag of salt
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Cost: 200cr
Increases the nourishment value of food when you SALT <item>, for a short time. Also has a few hidden emotes.

an infinite tarot deck
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Cost: 500cr
Pretty much what it says it is! The cards don't last forever, though, so no shop shenanigans.

a rune of amelioration
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Cost: 100/200/400
Each level of this rune will increase the skill bonus of the crafting tool it is attached to by 10%. Crafting checks skill when determining things like decay times, nourishment, and prestige. For crafting skills without tools, wait a little bit, I'm working on it. At the moment Cooking is the only thing to benefit. Keep an eye on changelogs over the next few days.

an urn of gravedirt
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Cost: 400cr
This power will increase the duration of your Gravehands ability by 50%.

a vindictive barb
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Cost: 250cr
Grants access to CONFIG DEATHCURSE, allowing you to set a phrase that you will say upon being slain.
Maximum of 500 characters.

a trio of meditation balls
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Cost: 150cr
While meditating, none of your mana-draining defences will impose their drains upon you.

an ensign of an alliance
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Cost: 1600cr
When you EMBED this into the ground, it will instantly bring all your mutual allies to your room. They must be on the same continent/plane as you, and neither of you can be standing on a monolith. Once embedded, the artifact will not return to you until it resets, and cannot be picked up or
recalled in any manner.

a mirror of the coadjutor
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Cost: 200cr
SMILE at this mirror and any of your mutual allies in the room with you will begin to follow you.

Remember, these are all in the artifact cart on the website!

-T

PS. Two artifacts did not make the deadline here. They were so awesome that they needed extra working time. One involves duels, and the other is just genius humor on the behalf of Razmael. Keep an eye out for them, but they have no real ETA due to the difficulty. Purple monkey dishwasher.

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Penned by my hand on Closday, the 7th of Khepary, in the year 467 MA.