To adventurers, celebrants, and party-goers of Sapience, as dictated by Lord Sorrelion Sammonward the Fifth:

These past few weeks have seen far too much negative press surrounding my party barge, which has only ever known the wondrous merriment befitting such a gloriously well-equipped vessel! Questions have arisen as to this georama seller I briefly employed - an independent contracter, mind you! - and what I know of him, but this should not be the focus of my barge's presence upon your shores!

NO! I forbid this to tarnish my legacy! I refuse to allow this passenger upon my watercraft to sully the good name of Sammonward!

We shall throw a grand extravaganza! Bigger than even my beach bash in the Mhojave, what a ravishing time that was!

To commemorate this most decadent and lavish day, it shall also be the opening of...

...

!!! The venantium remembrance pod !!!

Buried some twenty-five years ago, in conjunction with the Grand Library, we shall crack it open and enjoy the memories aplenty within!

Join me on the 13th of Lleian, just a few weeks hench, and we shall have ourselves a soiree unlike any other!

Cordially,
Lord Sorrelion Sammonward the Fifth

You may peruse posting 6474 in this public news for brief details upon the pod and its purpose.

Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 20th of Celes, in the year 10 AC.