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Public News Post #7513

THE BATTLE OF THE BIRDES

Written by: A Goblin hobgobbler gobrider
Date: Sunday, December 1st, 2024
Addressed to: Everyone


On some number of previous weeks, wranglin' raged within the continent of Sapience with Archmage Eliadon "Inrarok" Ecceliant proving the top hobgobbler wrangler.

A full wrangling-season report follows.

The Golden Gobbler (best overall score):
- Miniadontoo (Eliadon) sailed past all with an overall score of 2955/4000.
- Dumpling (Aolin) was close, but not quite, with a score of 2856/4000.
- Gobblerton (Whirran) made a great showing with a score of 2649/4000.

In matters of speed:
- Goube (Wjoltyr) easily ran away in the race with a score of 1000/1000.
- Hob'laa (Myrnma) nearly kept up, falling just short with a score of 999/1000.
- Firloti (Naivara) did its best but lost pace with a score of 971/1000.

In matters of dexterity:
- Grease (Teflin) tumbled with ease to victory with a score of 1000/1000.
- Windchaser (Sheryni) backflipped ahead of the rest with a score of 978/1000.
- Freedom (Edhain) hopped in with ease, achieving a score of 944/1000.

In matters of plumage:
- Gobblerton (Whirran) could be the next Astral Lord with a score of 996/1000.
- Giblet (Ayastia) made rainbows envious with a score of 959/1000.
- Dumpling (Aolin) put up a colorful fight with a score of 908/1000.

In matters of weight:
- Miniadontoo (Eliadon) was the plumpest bird around with a score of 988/1000.
- Chonks (Zarranik) wasn't far behind with a hefty score of 985/1000.
- Dinner (Raevina) rounded out the heftiest three with a score of 974/1000.

The battle lasted longer than this ol' gobrider cared to keep track of, with a victory condition of hobgobbler with the best overall score in my esoteric an' secret competitions at the end of the time limit.

Penned by my hand on Falsday, the 13th of Ios, in the year 8 AC.


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