Yip! Hi, everyone! It's me, Boube!

Today I learned the bastardly dastards known as the heckin hobgobblers heckin attacked us. THEY HECKIN ATTACKED US!! They killed our guards, and our guards, and they ruined the good name of the gobblers! As one such gobbler, I am real upset to learn that they heckin did that. I'm real mad!

No crime goes punished! No death goes answered! No-- [A mark of hesitation is here, evidence of sudden awareness of a writing error.] No crime goes unpunished! No death goes unanswered! Never shall we say it's okay for these heckin no good hobogbblers to kill our friends and run away gobblin makin every gobbler look bad! NO MORE!!

I declare WAR on the heckin hobgobblers, their heckin king, and the heckin hobgobblers, too! This is WAR!!


[Another mark of hesitation is here.] ...I also forget how these works so if someone could please explain that to me that would be very appreciated thank you love Boube

Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 19th of Severin, in the year 8 AC.