Howdy partners,

If yer in the mood for a bit of hobgobbler wranglin', come on down to Azdun and give me a visit. I'll give ya entrance into the BATTLE OF THE BIRDES, heheheheh. Make sure ya listen real good to all the tips I got for ya, and check back in if ya wanna hear 'em again.

I'll be judgin' yer hobgobblers in matters of:
o SPEED - how fast can they chase me down?
o DEXTERITY - how adept are they at wrigglin'?
o PLUMAGE - how colorful of feathers it got?
o WEIGHT - how plump of a hobgobbler is it?

Each category will have a winner, I'll give ya some kinda hobgobbler award to showcase just how great yer wranglin' skills turned out to be!

The overall winner, the hobgobbler who performs the best in all categories combined, will win the GOLDEN GOBBLER! OOOHHHH.

I'll be acceptin' hobgobblers for about five weeks from this post.

Make sure ya take a good long look at yer gobbler once ya wrangle it, they aint all identical.

Happy wranglin'!

Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 7th of Severin, in the year 8 AC.