Aetolian Game News
Super awesome debate poetry event thing where you can win AMAZING ONE OF A KIND ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY PRIZES THAT YOU MAY NEVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE AT EVER AGAIN WOW YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY PARTICIPATE OH MY BROCCOLI HOW AMAZING
Written by: Elementalist Boube Boube, Lighter of Heartfires
Date: Friday, July 26th, 2024
Addressed to: Everyone
Hi world!
It's me, Boube!
I'm Enorian's Culture General and I would like to invite everyone that I like toa game! I asked the world if you guys like arguing more or writing poems more but then the outcome was that you guys like both more and that's okay, so we'rejust going to do both! The world's done a lot of fighting, you know, and peopleare real good at arguing, but I think most poems are very poemy, you know? So anyway!
We're going to do a debate! The winners will get to ask the AMAZING, theWONDERFUL, my FIRST BEST FRIEND, the GREAT LADY MEMORY for a prize!! WOW!!! The losers will get to ask my friend Pietre for hats to make them feel better.
Here are the debate topics:
Why the broccoli laws are important
VS
Why the broccoli laws are not important
Why the people who got stuck in the Demon Blade are idiots
VS
Why the people who got stuck in the Demon Blade are not idiots
Why orphanages are good for the world (Legyn you can't pick this one because no)
VS
Why orphanages are bad for the world
Why bein good at fighting is more important than being smart
VS
Why bein smart is more imporatnt than being good at fighting
We will need a total of AT LEAST two debaters, but if we have more, we'll have people do different topics or pick teams or you can come with who you want to be on a team with or something I don't know I don't make the rules you guys can do whatever sounds fun.
For the poem part, you guys can write poems RIGHT NOW up until when the event is, and bring the poems with you. The best poems for each topic, as voted by everyone who shows up, will win! The winner will get to ask the AMAZING, the WONDERFUL, my FIRST BEST FRIEND, the GREAT LADY MEMORY for a prize!! WOW!!! The losers will get to ask my friend Pietre for hats to make them feel better.
Also my pal Kagura is going to guard the event so no troublemakers allowed okay.
love,
Boube
P.S. also it's gonna be on my birthday!! Yippee! DATE 20 LEXADIAN 5-ish (except it'll be by the Howling instead of that exact time, and the only person I know that would be able to tell you exactly what day the Howling around that time would be is Linne and Linne isn't here so you're stuck with a guess so good luck I believe in you all okay love Boube)
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
- WHO: Everyone! -
- WHAT: Debate and poetry contest! -
- WHY: For funsies and to learn or whatever I dunno! -
- WHEN: 20th of Lexadian, year 5 (DATE 20 LEXADIAN 5-ISH, except by Howling) -
- PRIZES: You get to ask Lady Memory for a prize! Or you'll get a FREE HAT! -
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Penned by my hand on Falsday, the 20th of Lleian, in the year 5 AC.