Today marks the beginning of a new era! No longer will the downtrodden of Top Rock accept the Ophidian rule! From henceforth, all Ophidians will be bountied and declared official enemies of the Top Rock Association of Strategic Havoc, or T.R.A.S.H. for short.
Each Ophidian killed will be one step closer to freedom for the Kobold peoples. The time has come to rise from the shadows, to unite under the banner of T.R.A.S.H., and to reclaim our land and dignity. We will strike with precision, with the fury of those who have been wronged, and with the cunning that defines our very nature.
To our fellow Kobolds, let this be a call to arms! Train your skills, sharpen your weapons, perfect your combat rolls, and prepare for the battles ahead. Our resolve will be our greatest weapon (it will actually probably be our huge stock of bombs, but that sounded better), and our unity will be our shield. Together, we will topple the tyrants and build a future where Kobolds thrive in freedom and prosperity.
From this day forth, every strike against an Ophidian is a blow for our liberation. Every victory, no matter how small, brings us closer to a world where the Kobold spirit can soar unshackled by the yoke of tyranny. Where all Kobold's are given a fair share of the snacks! We are T.R.A.S.H., and we will not rest until our enemies are vanquished and our people stand proud and free.
Long live Top Rock! Long live the Kobolds! Forward to victory! Praise the Alpha Kobold!

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Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 7th of Lleian, in the year 5 AC.