Mulariad,

You are the last person to speak of parenting with all your childish tantrums and antics.

I don't see what you're so obsessed about. I saw a few fellows with rather ravishing moustaches. An improvement upon their normally pale Northern faces.

We'll continue to go where we please.

Save your mercy for your wife, who I am sure needs it regularly in dealing with your buffoonery.

The Red Tyrant

P.S.

You'd look better with a moustache, too.

Officially released on Falsday, the 2nd of Lleian, in the year 5 AC.