Neoma,

You seem incapable of base perception. Allow me to assist you.

1: If me walking directly towards you, in the open, wearing my uniform and carrying an axe is a sneak attack, I would advise putting out your eyes. They are either faulty, or irrelevant to your existence.

2: If your only goal when attacked is to sacrifice your corpses and await death, the Relentless seems like an ill-fitting. Say what I will about the members of the Hegemony, but none have ever simply accepted their death with no attempt to do anything about it. Consult with them on your position, and consider such revisions as the Sacrificial Lamb, or the Expendable.

3: It would take some eight hundred thousand eld to even come close to the amount of essence your single death provided my Lord. We thank you for the donation.

Ever His,

Whirran Arcan-Tetzauh

High Priest

Penned by my hand on Closday, the 17th of Ivolnos, in the year 4 AC.