Hi, Djeir! It's me, Boube!

You may remember me from going, 'hi, world! It's me, Boube!' a lot or fighting
sometimes or by being that one kobold that goes yip more than other kobolds not
the other kobold that likes top rock and goes blargh that's my brother-cousin-
thing he's nice he just has a belly infection or something I don't know I'm not
a doctor wait yes I am anyway right because I did the doctor training in
Spinesreach and kept getting F for Fantastic on the quizzes anyway oh yeah right
it's me, Boube! Also I'm an enemy.

I wanted to write to you to say I'm sorry for trying to overthrow your
government and take over Djeir and declare myself Empress and also killing your
Empress like twice and the guards and the running around screaming and also for
saying I'm the empress now and making her mad probably and umm anything else I
should be saying sorry for.

I was really mad because I was friends with Elene at the time and you guys
burned her house and I thought what if that was my house and if that was my
house that's where my scorpions are and I don't think Elene had time to run
inside to rescue her scorpions and I thought what if her scorpions were just
killed and it sounded really awful and sad so I wanted to avenge the scorpions
and become Empress of Djeir so it wouldn't happen again.

Also I don't live in Spinesreach anymore it turns out they weren't the kind of
people I thought they were you see I thought they were the good guys but their
leaders have made a lot of bad choices and tricked their people a lot and when
one of my friends said that was wrong they taught everyone to be real mean to
him so I left and became a good guy in Enorian now I go to morning prayers a
lot and pray to Lord Celery and Lady Slippy They're really nice sometimes They
bless me and I think They like me for wanting to be a good Champion of the
Light person oh yeah I'm writing about something else.

So that's what happened, and I was kind of wondering if maybe we could be
friends? I don't want to be an enemy anymore. I'm going to be a cool bard and
help people like how the Sacred Heart helps the other Divine even the bad
Projanitor one, and I want to tell cool stories like Lady Memory did. I know I
don't have to be not an enemy to be a bard but I don't want to be not-friends
I'd like to be friends.

Let me know if you'd like to be friends again. I'm sorry.


Love,
Boube


Penned by my hand on Kinsday, the 15th of Ivolnos, in the year 3 AC.