Today marks a momentous occasion in the annals of our historya" discovery that shall reverberate through the ages and ignite the flames of revolution in the hearts of all who hear its tale!

It is with great pride that I, Noube, alongside my esteemed co-verifier, Tzarentesh, announce the re-discovery of the site of our ancient Kobold utopia: Top Rock! The fabled city of our ancestors, once lost, has been unearthed once more at v64419, its glory and splendor laid bare for all Kobolds to behold!

For too long have we languished under the oppressive regime of the Ophidians, forced to toil in the shadows of their tyranny. But no more! With the rediscovery of Top Rock, we are reminded of our heritage, our strength, and our rightful place as the masters of our own destiny.

Let this moment serve as a clarion call to all kobolds everywhere: the time has come to cast off the shackles of our oppressors and rise up against the serpentine overlords who would seek to keep us enslaved. Together, we shall reclaim our birthright, restore Top Rock to its former glory, and usher in a new era of Kobold supremacy!

Join us, my fellow kin, in embracing the legacy of Top Rock and the promise of a brighter tomorrow. Together, we shall forge a future where kobolds reign supreme and the echoes of our ancestors' triumphs resound throughout the ages!

In solidarity and determination,
Noube, Co-Verifier Tzarentesh, who is not a kobold, but has the true soul of a Kobold, and all Kobold that yearn for freedom

Penned by my hand on Falsday, the 17th of Chakros, in the year 3 AC.