Hi! It's me, Boube!


This letter is for Varachian the Demon Blade's eyes only. If you aren't him don't read it. Thanks love Boube


I got told the meeting next week is only for people in the Council and that I'm not in the Council and that there wasn't currently any plan to sneak non-Council people into the meeting so I thought I'd send you a letter but then I forgot how to send letters to people and I couldn't remember your name so I thought I'd reach you this way!


I thought your cool fumes powers were really cool, and I kept trying to do them too, but I couldn't get it right. Would you be willing to teach me to use those powers if I give you one of the mountains next to Spinesreach? I don't know if we have those mountains or if they're someone else's, but when I looked at them I didn't see any names on them so it's probably fine.


If you aren't interested in mountains, I can also offer you the city of Bloodloch after we finish fighting them. You'll have to rebuild some but they have... like... walls, and sand, and stuff. It's great. They um. ... also... got shops. And um. Okay, maybe don't take this option, it doesn't sound like it's worth very much now.


And also if you want, I can help you learn to raise a God. That sounds pretty useful, right? I've only been out of the orphanage for like, three years, and I've already seen (or helped?!?!?!) two Divine be born. Sheryni said I'm probably not their mom, but -They- didn't say I wasn't Their mom, soooo...


Also I'm willing to share up to two snacks with you per decade but they can't be my favorite. Also I'll teach you to fight.


Okay let me know if you want to make the deal, this seems like a great trade and I would love to be friends. Make sure to feed your scorpion well.


Love, Boube

Penned by my hand on Quensday, the 5th of Haernos, in the year 2 AC.