Aetolian Game News
Dear hugnic dwarf friends
Written by: Boube
Date: Friday, March 8th, 2024
Addressed to: Everyone
Hi dwarf people of Hugnic! It's me, Boube!
I'm from Spinesreach! I'm in charge of culture-ing. We're going to help you with reclaiming your home. We believe everyone should have food and somewhere safe to live and raise their scorpions, and we think it's bad Enorian and Bloodloch are making that harder for you. Probably. I didn't really read much but I enjoyed the pretty colors.
In short, what I'm saying is we'll help you fight Enorian and Bloodloch. Reach out to Sheryni and Bosphor and Virelen and stuff for coordination and let us know what you need or when you're fighting or whatever I don't know I haven't done war before I just want a cool medal and a helmet.
We'll help you reclaim your home because we're good people and also you should start training scorpions to ride on into battle they're really nice do you want to meet my youngest scorpion I haven't named her yet but she's really cute she likes sand baths and she likes when you sprinkle the sand on her little head because she can't really reach it that well and also she's good at playing fetch but she's not real good at bringing it back because when you throw a little ball for her she accidentally breaks the ball because her claws are too strong and she hasn't learned to be gentle with them yet but don't be scared she doesn't pinch noses or anything anymore she pinched someone's nose and I laughed really hard because it was their fault for putting their nose in range of her and what did they think would happen you know so anyway scorpions are really cool and you should train some to be life long friends and companions and ride into war with you. Wait, war, oh yeah.
We'll help you with the war.
Love,
Boube
Penned by my hand on Falsday, the 11th of Slyphian, in the year 2 AC.