Listen up dummies,

THE AGE OF FLINTMAS BEGINS NOW!

There's no more pathetic IRONBEARD COMPASSION on my watch! He's the dummy who tried to INVADE my fortress!

Now you'll find out the REAL, TRUE version of who my PATHETIC brother is!

Get your Flintmas best on and come kick my no-good, COWARD of a brother out!

- Flinty.

Penned by my hand on Quensday, the 18th of Slyphian, in the year 0 AC.