Aetolian Game News
A theatrical announcement
Written by: Haratos, Master of the Theater
Date: Thursday, March 24th, 2022
Addressed to: Everyone
Esteemed Elder Goddess NALIBHTAVI, the Idol, the Mogul, the Glutton, the Never-slaked, the Lady of the Gilded City, Mother of Satyrs, Patron of Felosulnar, Beloved of the Smith, Breaker of Hearts, the Vainglorious, the Bringer of Victory, Hero of Glandor, Muse of Erja, Empress of Kysh, Covetous Queen-
-as well as Sapience at large...
It is the honor of the Most Noble City of Djeir to perform, for YOU as well as for lesser mortality, the most Melancholy and Woeful tale of DOHAR and IVOLIN, the Divine Personages of Death and Earth, with Select Appearances by Their Siblings in certain of the Drama's scenes, consisting in their Timeless Romance, their Domestic Disputes, and their Inevitable Separation.
Our Tragedie shall be played upon the 10th of LLEIAN, with seats to be accorded to outsiders upon a First Come, First Served basis. There will be no Reservations, not with regard to the securing of seats, nor with removing you forthwith from the premises should disrespect be shown to our most magnificent Players. Those who attend, our Company emphasises, are NOT our Players, and shall thus be obliged NOT to act the fool, upon penalty of being bodily thrown into the frigid Perilaus, where they shall be forthwith held until drown'd or repented, for YOUR pleasure.
We hope that such an offering shall please the Elder Goddess NALIBHTAVI, the Idol, the Mogul, the Glutton, the Never-slaked, the Lady of the Gilded City, Mother of Satyrs, Patron of Felosulnar, Beloved of the Smith, Breaker of Hearts, the Vainglorious, the Bringer of Victory, Hero of Glandor, Muse of Erja, Empress of Kysh, Covetous Queen - and that SHE shall deign grace our Play with HER incomparable presence, to be entertained and delighted by our humble Historie.
Penned by my hand on Falsday, the 21st of Midsummer, in the year 501 MA.