Sapience,

The Blood, Sweat, and Steel in Spinesreach is closing its doors, and I'm putting it up for sale. You got seven weeks, and it goes to the best offer I get. You probably shouldn't be an enemy to Spinesreach if you want it, though that sounds more like a you problem than a me problem.

Send me, Tetchta The Devastatingly Attractive, a message with your offer and I'll keep you apprised of your status in the bid.

Regards,
Lieutenant Tetchta V. Mesis,
The Vitality-Purloining Tick

Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 9th of Khepary, in the year 501 MA.