To my misguided shadowy cultists!

Mockery? You accuse Me of the crime of mockery? And you intend to punish Me by doing what I would gladly do myself?

Hilarious!

But also quite sad. That you find mockery sinful explains why you can't recognize Me. Ah well, not everyone will get every joke.

To everyone else reading!

I hereby declare these cultists heretics! Capture them in My name and tickle their little toes until they squeak like mice that really, really need to pee.

This is My will!

The Mistress of Mirth aka The Seething Chaos aka The Giggling Goddess aka The Princess of Pranks etcetera etcetera
Alela Arcan

Penned by my hand on Gosday, the 7th of Khepary, in the year 495 MA.