Pishposh, these Albedi bores wouldn't know a celebration if they were walloped in the face with a shot glass.

Dooohohohohoh, allow me a few days and leave things in my hands- I will show you a true celebration like none other. Let us demonstrate to them that nobody parties like a Sapient. In the meantime, I have employed the world-renowned Ere to organize some events and activities for you all. Make merry, my friends!

- [dictated by] Lord Sorrelion Sammonward the Fifth

Penned by my hand on Closday, the 25th of Severin, in the year 480 MA.