People of Sapience,

The Feast of All Avarice continues unabated, and it is time for us to open up that celebration to all of you! Everyone, regardless of faith or tether, indulges themselves in love and hatred, in desire and disdain. But do your special ones know how you feel about them? Do they need reminding?

The Congregation of Corruption has designed the perfect reminders of affection, so that people will know exactly how you feel about them! Now available to all, by custom order, are delectable chocolate goodies. We have made these in contemplation of desire, and will provide them to you in our own good cheer. This offer is open to everyone, everywhere, until the Feast ends! No person will be turned away.

But are you loved, or are you hated?

Two chocolates exist. One of these is all the sweetness of desire itself, rapturous and delicious, the perfect gift for the person you crave. The other chocolate is vile and disgusting, just the right flavor to send to your enemies.

These two chocolates are visually identical. You will not know which you have until you eat it.

For a mere 750 gold pieces, the chosen of Chakrasul will deliver the chocolate of your choice to any person you wish -- we will even include a message, and hide your identity should you wish to send someone an anonymous gift. Of course, the right candy delivered to the right person is a message in itself! Who knows what romances or rivalries you may kindle for the future?

To send one of these gifts, message one of our representatives -- Callidora, Kodaza, or Tina -- with the flavor you desire, your intended recipient, whether you want your name attached, and any written message you want sent together with the chocolate! Payment details will be sent to you, once your order is ready.

Oh, I can't wait for the scent of chocolate to fill the air, from post office to post office! From us to you, Sapience. Enjoy.

Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 1st of Lleian, in the year 471 MA.