Howdy everybody,

I heard rumors that people are about to start digging for treasure in about half a day, and you can't dig without a shovel! That's where I come in.

I don't really need to go digging for reasons to tell you why my shovels are the best there are - you'll unearth the results yourself after trying them.

Give my shovels about ten seconds of use and you'll be burying any memories you had of other shovels deep down into the darkest confines of your mind. This isn't a dig at other shovel merchants, no, just some honest salesmanship when it comes to a groundbreaking product.

You've got the scoop. Find me at North of Trees for your shoveling needs!


Penned by my hand on Tisday, the 23rd of Arios, in the year 460 MA.